"You know, they've each got three names. Yes. The naming of cats is a difficult matter, it's just not one of your holiday games; You may think at first that I am mad as a hatter when I tell you that each cat's got three different names. See, they got their ordinary name and then they got their fancy name. And that makes two names, doesn't it? And now it's got a third name. Can either of you two guess what that third name is? (beat) Come on! (beat) Above and beyond, there's one name that's left over, and this is the name you never will guess. The name that no human research can discover, but the cat itself knows, and never will confess."